Category Archives: Humor
White iPhone 4?
E-Mail Auto-Response
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Time to Collect!
Darth Vader Plays Golf!
‘DRUNK’ EWOKS DISRUPT ‘TODAY SHOW’ SEGMENT
Hilarious Elevator Video
Why I stay away from Walmart…
It’s not because of their business practices and its generally not because if the quality of the merchandise they sell. It’s mostly the environment that I don’t like… I don’t like a whole lot of people in one place to begin with but when you add in the ‘Walmart Factor‘ then it has the potential to be much much worse…
Seinfeld on Blackberry and iPhones
7 Hacks That Turn Everyday Objects into Deadly Weapons
The world is rife with mundane crap that doesn’t qualify as even remotely lethal, and that’s barely hilarious at all. Fortunately, with some moderate tweaking, even the simplest of items can be turned into something horrifying.
Top Gear Takes Ford Fiesta on Extreme Road Test
Upset by a fan letter saying they no longer proper vehicle reviews, the BBC show Top Gear takes a new Ford Fiesta on an extreme road test, which includes being chased by a Corvette through a shopping mall and beach assault with the Royal Marines.