Dear Friend, Family Member, Loved One, and/or Business Associate:
Thank you for your e-mail, which, if it is under three (3) sentences long, I have read. Owing to the large volume of e-mails Iâ€™m receiving at this time, please note that it will sometimes take up to fourteen (14) calendar days, though sometimes longer (and sometimes much longer), to respond to your e-mail; in the interim, please rest assured that I am attempting to address, resolve, or think about the matter you have described, unless, of course, Iâ€™m avoiding the matter entirely.
It’s not because of their business practices and its generally not because if the quality of the merchandise they sell. It’s mostly the environment that I don’t like… I don’t like a whole lot of people in one place to begin with but when you add in the ‘Walmart Factor‘ then it has the potential to be much much worse…
The world is rife with mundane crap that doesn’t qualify as even remotely lethal, and that’s barely hilarious at all. Fortunately, with some moderate tweaking, even the simplest of items can be turned into something horrifying.
Upset by a fan letter saying they no longer proper vehicle reviews, the BBC show Top Gear takes a new Ford Fiesta on an extreme road test, which includes being chased by a Corvette through a shopping mall and beach assault with the Royal Marines.