I got these from my friend Tom, they are priceless…

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone

1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

365.25 days = 1 unicycle

2200 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

10 cards = 1 decacards

1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig Newton

1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen

1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfish

1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

1 million billion picolos = 1 gigolo

10 rations = 1 decoration

100 rations = 1 C-ration

10 millipedes = 1 centipede

3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent

10 monologs = 5 dialogs

5 dialogs = 1 decalog

2 monograms = 1 diagram

8 nickles = 2 paradigms

2 wharves = 1 paradox